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Heatwave fuels surge in selfservice pet baths, boarding hotels in Chengdu_我的网站

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    　　近日，前NBA球员迈克尔·比斯利在《The Long Game Novacast™》，节目中谈到了自己新秀时期在热火的经历，以及球队为了得到勒布朗·詹姆斯所做的宏大计划。
    
    　　比斯利说：“我认为人们根本不明白19岁到底有多年轻。    (ECNS) -- As summer temperatures soar, pet owners in Chengdu, Southwest China, are increasingly turning to late‑night self‑service baths, air‑conditioned boarding facilities, and swimming pools to keep their pets cool.    According to a local pet store owner, full‑service bathing orders have surged 50% compared with off‑season levels, while grooming services have doubled and self‑service bathing has risen by about 30%. Most customers who opt for the self‑service option visit after dark, when evening temperatures are lower.    Pet hotels have also grown busier during the summer travel season. A 49‑room facility on the outskirts of Chengdu, for instance, currently houses 43 pets, with typical stays lasting seven to ten days. Owners can check on their animals via real‑time video feeds, and the hotel’s outdoor pool is open even to pets not staying overnight.    Pet industry workers cautioned that frequent bathing can damage animals’ natural skin barrier. They advised owners to walk pets during cooler hours and choose well-ventilated boarding facilities with suitable cooling equipment.    (By Intern Yang Hongran, Zhang Dongfang)                    。

二 | 即使一个19岁的孩子听懂了你在说什么，他也无法真正体会那种感受，对吧？我经历过21岁的年纪，我可以劝你别喝酒，但直到你第一次喝酒并喝醉之前，你根本不知道我为什么劝你别喝。你知道的，第一次宿醉的感觉糟透了，对吧？”
    
    　　“在19岁的时候，我就是无法理解为什么我打不上球。我就是无法理解。我完全搞不懂。我不明白，而且，你知道的，从更宏大的计划来看，尤其是现在回想起来，我猜当时的宏大计划就是为了得到勒布朗，对吧？”
    
    　　迈克尔·比斯利在热火共4个赛季（2008年到2010年，2013年到2015年），共出场238次，场均23.8分钟，得到12.3分5.0篮板1.1助攻0.5封盖0.7抢断，命中率46.4%，三分命中率33.2%，罚球命中率78.3%。

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